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Hunter Mahan Withdraws From 2013 RBC Canadian Open

Hunter Mahan was in the lead at golf’s RBC Canadian Open after Friday’s round. Saturday morning he left after he got word his daughter was ready to come into the world.

That’s a nice thing to have if your kid acts up during those awkward teenage years:

“What did you ever do for me????!!!!”

“I gave up $1.1 million dollars and my seventh PGA win, honey. Now, clean your room and come down to dinner.”

Edit: It’s a girl!

Joe Ditzel

Joe Ditzel is a keynote speaker, humor writer, and really bad golfer. You can reach him via email at [email protected] as well as Twitter, Facebook, Google+ and LinkedIn.

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