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February 19, 2026 Joe Ditzel

Blades will never die

No matter how hard they try to make it sound acceptable, the nonsense will continue. The smears. The lies. There

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Politics and Government
January 2, 2026 Joe Ditzel

10 activist reporters who were too late for the story

For over five years Minnesota has been convicting criminals, over 90 so far, who engaged in a criminal conspiracy of

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Sports
December 29, 2025 Joe Ditzel

A Cleveland Browns fan realizes the truth

A Cleveland Browns fan realizes there’s not much time left to win a Super Bowl.

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Travel and Places
December 19, 2025 Joe Ditzel

Mariachi endurance test at El Plátano Verde

Louisville does not lack for Mexican restaurants. El Plátano Verde knows this and refuses to compete on food alone. The

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Sports
December 18, 2025 Joe Ditzel

A Field Study of Anger Levels in Elderly Males as Their Golf Scores Increase Exponentially over 18 Holes of Play

Great news. Looks like my paper “A Field Study of Anger Levels in Elderly Males as Their Golf Scores Increase

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Politics and Government
December 18, 2025 Joe Ditzel

Trump declares war on minor annoyances with a flurry of new Executive Orders

President Trump spent the whole morning signing a flurry of Executive Orders taking direct aim at minor transgressions bugging Americans.

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Travel and Places
December 14, 2025 Joe Ditzel

5 worst winter storms in Louisville history

Louisville does winter the way it does everything else: loudly, briefly, and with a confidence completely unsupported by preparation. Over

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Politics and Government
December 9, 2025 Joe Ditzel

“Every morning, my phone Rings at 5:47 am”

Frank DeMartino has been in construction for thirty-one years. He’s built hospitals, casinos, a minor league baseball stadium. Nothing prepared

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Travel and Places
December 9, 2025 Joe Ditzel

5 worst zoos in Louisville

There are many zoos in Louisville, and the one thing you don’t want to happen is you get there and

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Travel and Places
December 8, 2025 Joe Ditzel

The Louisville Bourbons’ 5 most spectacular losses of the season

As Louisville’s most unsung baseball squad, the Louisville media often misses the team’s highlights of the year. And by highlights

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Travel and Places
December 5, 2025 Joe Ditzel

Louisville’s most obnoxious muscle cars and the maniacs who drove them

1. The Purple Plague — 1970 Plymouth ‘Cuda 440 Six Pack Owner: Dale Ray Scoggins, Okolona Dale Ray’s ‘Cuda was

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Cars and Traffic
December 5, 2025 Joe Ditzel

Trump says cars should drink gas like college freshmen hit Mountain Dew

1. The Freedom To Floor ItTrump announces every American deserves the right to own a car that gets 6 mpg

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Sports
December 3, 2025 Joe Ditzel

The dark horse candidate Penn State didn’t see coming

STATE COLLEGE, PA — Look, I know what you’re thinking. Penn State’s coaching search is in shambles. Kalani Sitake bolted

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Politics and Government
December 1, 2025 Joe Ditzel

10 ways Trump plans to cover the missing $4.77 trillion

The President recently floated the exciting possibility that tariff revenue could replace income tax revenue entirely. This is fantastic news

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Travel and Places
November 26, 2025 Joe Ditzel

Louisville’s 5 most bewildering wine shops

In a city that bleeds bourbon, Louisville’s wine stores have had to get creative to survive. Some chose elegance and

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Recent Posts

  • Blades will never die
  • 10 activist reporters who were too late for the story
  • A Cleveland Browns fan realizes the truth
  • Mariachi endurance test at El Plátano Verde
  • A Field Study of Anger Levels in Elderly Males as Their Golf Scores Increase Exponentially over 18 Holes of Play
  • Trump declares war on minor annoyances with a flurry of new Executive Orders
  • 5 worst winter storms in Louisville history
  • “Every morning, my phone Rings at 5:47 am”
  • 5 worst zoos in Louisville
  • The Louisville Bourbons’ 5 most spectacular losses of the season
  • Louisville’s most obnoxious muscle cars and the maniacs who drove them
  • Trump says cars should drink gas like college freshmen hit Mountain Dew
  • The dark horse candidate Penn State didn’t see coming
  • 10 ways Trump plans to cover the missing $4.77 trillion
  • Louisville’s 5 most bewildering wine shops
  • The slowest gang in the South (end)
  • Louisville’s 5 most regrettable college spirit mascots
  • Louisville’s 5 most unemployable professors still somehow teaching
  • Louisville’s 5 worst clowns — jesters who should have stayed in accounting
  • 5 worst rock bands in Louisville
  • Trump proposes 100-year mortgage: America’s bold new path to homeownership
  • 5 Louisville tax professionals redefining legality
  • Louisville’s 5 most regrettable places to rest your head
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