Words I forget 97 times
Words I forget 97 times I read. I write. I occasionally employ a semicolon without adult supervision. Yet there are
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Joe Ditzel
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
Portrait of a boy
This is a portrait of me by Swiss painter Albert Anker. It’s called “Portrait of a Boy Who Was Just
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Parental holding company
Parental holding company. #tech #ai #humor (Images are from the 1929 movie “Our Modern Maidens” now in the public domain.)
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Take more club, my friend
There have been two consistent statistics in my life. 1. I hit my 7-iron 150 yards, no matter what age.
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Democrats float plan to invoice Republicans for decades of deficit cleanup
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Two Democratic senators announced Tuesday they are “seriously exploring” a resolution that would formally bill the Republican
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Be Kris with a K
My barista spelled my name wrong today. “Kris” instead of “Chris.” I stared at that cup for 11 minutes. I’m
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He just drank
He just drank I watched my dog drink water this morning. Not sip. Drink. He didn’t ask if the bowl
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10 MORE Items Goodwill Has Officially Stopped Accepting
The response to my last list was overwhelming. Despite their best efforts, donors have continued to test the limits of
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13 new items Goodwill has officially stopped accepting
After consulting with overwhelmed Goodwill donation center managers across the country, I’ve compiled an updated list of items that will
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“The brain is basically a rocket, but for thoughts”
We sat down with tech visionary Elon Musk to discuss the neuroscience of human discovery. It went exactly as you’d
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Licorice sticks: How I shot a great round with women’s clubs and will never speak of it again
I didn’t have my golf clubs on this trip. I’d concluded my business and golf was calling, but the weather
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Blades will never die
No matter how hard they try to make it sound acceptable, the nonsense will continue. The smears. The lies. There
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10 activist reporters who were too late for the story
For over five years Minnesota has been convicting criminals, over 90 so far, who engaged in a criminal conspiracy of
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A Cleveland Browns fan realizes the truth
A Cleveland Browns fan realizes there’s not much time left to win a Super Bowl.
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