How many passes does the white team make?

Vivian wanted to go to the beach. I didn’t. The problem is I burn easily. I got burned last week when I stood in front of the refrigerator light too long. I started peeling so bad I look like a character in Mission Impossible pulling off his fake face.

“What are we going to do at the beach?”, I tried to delay.

“Swim”, she said.

“Dangerous undertow”.

“Rollerblade!”