Marriage
A man calls home to his wife and says, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing at a big lake up in Canada with my boss and several of his friends. We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting, so would you pack me enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and tackle box.
“Now, that looks like a happily married couple," said the husband.
“Don’t be too sure, dear. They are probably saying the same thing about us," said his wife.
A guy dials his home and a strange woman answers.
The guy says, "Who is this?"
"This is the maid," answers the woman.
"We don't have a maid," says the man.
The woman says, "I was hired this morning by the lady of the house."
The man says, "Well, this is her husband. Is she there?"
The woman replies, "She is upstairs in the bed room with someone who I figured was her husband."
These signs were seen on a roadside in Australia. You'd think they guy could have at least spent a little more money on the signs.
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