Family Life

Ben Speaks

Ben Stern: [to 7-year-old Howard] You're a moron! Now shut up and sit still!

- Howard Stern's Private Parts

Light

My dad died in 1990 and I've had the same dream every night since. I die and go down a tunnel of light, to a room filled with light. My dad walks in and says, "Joe! Did you leave all these lights on?"

- Joe Ditzel

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