Mrs Twice: Oh, please go away. Please go away, I don't want to answer any more of your questions.

Frank: We are sorry to bother you at a time like this, Mrs Twice. We would have come earlier but your husband wasn't dead then.

- Police Squad

Rocky Balboa: I feel like a kangaroo... all this stuff in my pocket.

- Rocky Balboa

Rocky Balboa: You know your kid sorta resembles ya. He's got that thick Irish hair, you know.
Marie: ...Yeah it's the other one.
Rocky Balboa: ...Yeah?
Marie: His father was from Jamaica.
Rocky Balboa: Jamaica... European... Was you on a cruise ship or somthin' ?
Marie: [smiles] Not exactly.

- Rocky Balboa

(at the booking office, trying to be hired)
Joe: What kind of a band is this, anyway?
Sig Poliakoff: You gotta be under twenty-five.
Jerry: We could pass for that.
Sig Poliakoff: You gotta be blonde.
Jerry: We could dye our hair.
Sig Poliakoff: And you gotta be girls.
Jerry: We could...
Joe: No, we couldn't!

- Some Like It Hot

Mulligan: You shave with your spats on?
Spats Colombo: I sleep with my spats on.

- Some Like It Hot

Bouncer: [examining a golf bag] What's in here?
Henchman: My golf clubs, putter, niblick, number three iron.
Bouncer: [pulling out a submachine gun] what's this?
Henchman: My mashie!

- Some Like It Hot

Boon: I want you to fix Pinto up, but it's got to be a very special girl.
Pinto: Look, you don't have to...
Boon: Now, she should be good-looking, but we're willing to trade looks for a certain... morally casual attitude.

- Animal House