I was making love with this girl and she started crying. I said, "Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?" She said. "No. I hate myself now."
- Rodney Dangerfield
I was making love with this girl and she started crying. I said, "Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?" She said. "No. I hate myself now."
- Rodney Dangerfield
Taggart: I know how we can run everyone out of Rock Ridge.
Hedley Lamarr: How?
Taggart: We'll kill the first born male child in every household.
Hedley Lamarr: Too Jewish.
- Blazing Saddles
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