Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems – Book

1998-2013

• I Hope That Steeler Player Loses His House
• Crazy People in Customer Service: Listening-But-Really-Not Gal
• Crazy People In Los Angeles
• Crazy Golfers
• Mom Songs
• What Does The Fox Say?
• Do You Want The USC Job?
• Government Shutdown – Sons
• Crazy People At School: Mr. Not-Doctor-Doctor
• Elite Fat Cell Fighting Force
• An Open Letter To Overly-Sponsored Websites
• Crazy People In San Francisco: Mr. BART Cellphone Loud-Talker
• Crazy People in LA: Mr. Super-Sensitive-Car-Alarm
• Crazy People At The Gym: Walk-Around-Drinking-Water-Like-I’m-Really-Sweating-But-I’m-Not-Doing-Anything Guy
• Crazy People In LA: Nag-Nag-Nag-In-Two-Languages-At-The-Same-Time Gal
• Crazy People In LA: 50-Shades-of-Blonde Gal
• Crazy People in LA: Mr. Non-Bouncer
• Crazy People in LA: Gotta-Valet Gal
• An Open Letter To YouTube Video Tutorial Makers: Edit Fluff
• An Open Letter To YouTube Video Tutorial Makers: Audio Levels
• The Eyes Have It
• Chef or Home Cook?
• Lord Stanley and the Cheerleaders
• Chorizo and Rice and Beans
• Crazy People In LA: Mr. Classical-Music-Blaster
• How To Overcome A New Year’s Eve Hangover
• Los Angeles Lakers and Dodgers to Merge
• Angry Birds
• Joe Ditzel’s Revisionist History: Apple Valley, California
• Crazy People at the Store: Taking-Thirty-Minutes-To-Pay-With-My-Fifteen-Kids Lady
• Select Tweets – Undercover Achiever
• Holiday Cartoon – Self Acceptance
• Live on Land
• Nobody Around To Complain
• More Humor than Comedy
• How To Learn A Foreign Language in 24 Hours
• How To Cool Down A Laptop Computer Before It Catches on Fire
• How To Become A Contestant on “Dancing With The Stars”
• How To Get a $40,000 Car For $500 on Craigslist
• Obscure Political Office Advertising
• How To Become A Rock Superstar After Age 50
• How To Date A Supermodel From Paris
• How To Shoot A Golf Score of 59 Within One Week
• Los Angeles Driver Ability
• Lousy Wireless Reception
• Hot Under the Platen
• Game’s on Fire
• Wanted From Santa
• Consecutive Award Winner
• The Angel of Mercy and Windy City Baseball
• Need for Speed
• Working Out Problems at the Big Race
• Lottery
• Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
• ¿Puede Cortar Mi Pelo?
• Billboard Blues
• Itunes Pulls “It Never Rains in Southern California”
• Crazy Golfers: Don’t-Try-To-Be-Tiger-Woods Instructor Guy
• Empty the Thrash
• Bowl Bet
• Santa Hat
• Sore
• Seasonal
• Whew!
• Old Days
• Truce
• Spin the Pen
• Letting Go
• Crazy Golfers: Mr. I Coulda Been Somebody
• Crazy People At The Store: Overzealous Mopping Guy
• Grandpa’s Garden
• Crazy People At The Store: Mr. Next-In-Line-Overly-Impatient Guy
• Class Notes
• Joe Ditzel Gift Guide
• 13 Week Medical School
• Spanked
• Members Only
• Showdown in Sherwood
• Whatever You Say
• Give Me An A!
• It’s A Fantasy
• Smells Like Middle-Age Spirit
• Wordsquatters
• Crowded House
• Ditzels Through History
• Ditzel Mobile
• Do You Work Here?
• That’s A Good Flick
• Planet Guilt
• Cookie
• Mental
• Bowling Question
• Rose Colored Glasses
• Hmmmmmmm! Chicken Feet!
• Mr. Ditzel, Brianna Will See You Now
• Chop Chop
• Dawned
• Suffer
• Tour
• Goal
• Security Guard Messes Up Story
• Wahoo’s Fish Taco Employee Asks If Everything is Alright
• Brooks Brothers Closes Melrose Avenue Store
• Real Men Play Blades
• Dual Golf Club Heads to Market
• Man Arrested While Walking in Los Angeles
• LAUSD Utilizes Cross Walks for Math Education
• We Need To Talk
• Loud Coffee
• Roof
• Baby Sick
• Nerd Sign #327
• Separate
• Free Refill
• Shampoo
• Beauty School Graduate
• Valentine Over
• Daily Parade
• The Only Blues You Should Be Playing is B.B. King
• Watching TV with Mr. Television
• Geek Love at Skybar
• Partly Cloudy
• Tell Bobby Flay To Go Fry Himself
• Shafted
• The Greatest City in the World
• Castaway
• It’s Only Rock and Roll – And Country, Funk, Punk and some Rockabilly, Too
• Circle The Carts! Thar’s a Crazy Man in Them Thar Hills!
• Headbanger
• Chill Like Flint
• Celebrities in Los Angeles: Short Story
• Fire in the Sky
• Y’all Pass the Puck
• Add a Quart of Triple Bock Every 5,000 Miles
• The Mulligan Brothers
• Casino
• Take My Money…Please
• Hit Yourself Hard in the Head – Why Is Golf Instruction So Confusing?
• Ripe for the Changing
• Last Minute Christmas Shopping
• Parking on P5
• Flip Flops and Tank Tops
• The Jerry Lewis of Singapore
• The Long Ball
• On Your Left!
• EWally.com
• St. Louis Blues
• Head Lock
• Dead Man’s Curve
• Baseball vs. Hockey
• Porcelain Springs
• Mr. Fix It
• Frustrated.com
• No One Knows
• Fast Talking Disclaimer
• Screen Damage
• Ditzel Wrestling Federation
• Shoeless Joe Ditzel
• Surface of the Sun
• Supergeek
• Never Been Butter
• All Jacked Up