Crazy People At Work: Ms. I-Want-To-Cut-The-Birthday-Cake

Ms. I-Want-To-Cut-The-Birthday-Cake has an obsession with being the person who cuts the cake at company birthday parties. She keeps a set of various knives in her desk drawer to accommodate different cake sizes. She can cut the cake anyway you want. Just call it out.

Diagonal! Got It!

Cross-Hatch! Check!

Dart-board style! No problem!