Crazy Angelenos: Trying-Too-Hard-To-Be-Connected-To-a-Famous-Person Gal

"My sister's pool guy's cousin went to high school with Linsday Lohan."

"The security guard in my building used to date a girl who once auditioned with a very young Scott Baio."

All day long she tries to connect herself to fame.

"My dog groomer learned the trade from a Russian guy in Beverly Hills who personally takes care of Kobe Bryant's dogs."

Yawn.