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Mr. "I-Know-Where-Your-Ball-Went"
You shank a 3-iron to the right rough. "I saw it!" he says. "It just went over the cart-path!"
Oddly, the ball is not there. It never is where he says it will be. The false hope he builds up results in disappointment every time.
"Wow! I was sure it would be right there!" he points at the ground.
Except that it's not.