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Lock Me Up
Sandy: I want you to kill every gophers on the golf course!
Carl Spackler: Correct me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers, they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key...
Sandy: Not golfers, you great fool! Gophers! The *little* *brown*, *furry* *rodents*!
Carl Spackler: We can do that; we don't even have to have a reason. All right, let's do the same thing, but with gophers!
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