PROGRAMMER'S DRINKING SONG

100 little bugs in the code,
100 bugs in the code,

fix one bug, compile it again,
101 little bugs in the code.

101 little bugs in the code.....

I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Harold the computer guy, to come over. Harold clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. He gave me a bill for a minimum service call.

As he was walking away, I called after him, "So, what was wrong?"

"It was an ID ten T error."

"An ID ten T error? What's that in case I need to fix it again?"

A project manager, a computer programmer and a computer operator are driving down the road when the car they are in gets a flat tire. The three men try to solve the problem.

The project manager said, "Let's catch a cab and in ten minutes we'll reach our destination."

The computer programmer said, "We have the driver's guide. I can easily replace the flat tire and continue our drive."

How many Microsoft Engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They simply declare darkness to be an industry standard.