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Danny Gallagher reviews the 8 greatest makeshift movie weapons for Cracked.com.

Melvin Durai is an India-born, North America-based writer and humorist. His humor columns, acclaimed for being both funny and thought-provoking, have appeared in dozens of newspapers and magazines in several countries.

Erik Deckers has written a weekly humor column since 1994. He is published in six weekly newspapers in Indiana and Oregon, as well as the largest online daily alternative paper in the U.S. He writes businesses articles, speeches, and stage and radio plays. His play, "Cabin Fever U." was named Best Comedy in the 2005 Frank & Katrina Basile Emerging Playwrights competition.

From Ernie's site: I was born a long, long time ago in a land far, far away. I moved to California to become a waiter. Unfortunately, I spelled it wrong at the job agency and instead became a writer. It was just one more incident in a life filled with miscalculations that became known as "Ernie’s World."

Australian humorist John Martin considers the many uses of his Swiss army knife.

John Martin

Melvin Durai is still trying to figure out what women want.

Writer B. Elwin Sherman tries the new Apple Phone.

B. Elwin Sherman has been writing humor on the internet since 1995. Member of The National Society of Newspaper Columnists, he's also co-authored a book with The NetWits," an internet-based company of over 200 humorists, and is their founding member and christenor. He has published three books.