New book about Obama is more "science fiction" than even "Back to the Future."

With British athletes doing better at the Olympics for over 100 years the British press has begun its traditional campaign of asking 'where did we go wrong?' An article planned to appear exclusively in next Monday's edition of the Sun, the Mail and the Express is expected to conclude that athletes are being given far too much help when a large proportion of the public is suffering, and that the cost of Olympic Gold for each hard-working, law-abiding taxpayer in the country has rocketed over the last four years and has become an embarrassment for the government.

Decrepit infrastructure. Shoddy buildings and homes. Human and animal refuse rotting in the streets. Is this the scene of a developing nation? No, it’s Snyder Township and it’s America’s latest weapon in the battle against illegal immigration.

Scientists claim they are almost ready to make an invisibility suit big enough to make the first flea invisible. But when they make one big enough for a human, what is the first thing members of our panel of experts would do in it?

Hollywood, CA - Lion's Gate Films, which had secretly acquired a few years ago the rights to produce a Zork movie, has announced that it will be released in summer 2009.

God Help us all if McCainiac wins election.

"There was a moment during John Stamos's introduction when I found the remote."

L’Oreal has added a disclaimer to its famous advertising campaign slogan ‘You’re worth it’ after coming to the conclusion that one particular woman from Yorkshire definitely wasn’t.

Bin Laden bids farewell to those he's terrorized over the past couple of decades

AIM: Bathroom accessories stalwart Cockahoop & Cocksure shocked the city this lunchtime after...

Former Veep is just looking for a little coin from perhaps the greatest invention since sliced bread.

If McCain follows through, he would become the first presidential candidate to vote against himself in the general election since Richard Nixon in 1968.

Cybernetic implants legalized.

Barack Obama, presidential candidate and time traveller, said he has seen the future and its taxes were much, much too low. Obama, his financial adviser, and a time portal keeper named, Rolf, have recently returned from a fact-finding mission 11 years into the future and bravely raised social security taxes on this future world.

In a groundbreaking scientific development – which runs contrary to current cosmological orthodoxy that states that in the wake of the big bang a central point in an infinitely expanding three dimensional universe cannot exist – physicists at Oxford University have broken ranks to confirm that there is in fact a centre of the universe and that it is Benjamin James Milton, an 18-month old toddler from Knutsford, Cheshire.

Svetlana Tsarukaeva, Russia, bangs her head ...

Like Babies with Tay-Sachs Disease, Dreams are Born to Die

The US 30km record holder and Colorado native split his pre-Olympic workouts between Foothills Mall in Fort Collins and Greeley Mall in Greeley, preferring the latter on weekends.

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Altoona, the town that culture forgot, took another sharp blow–this time to its thriving hair metal music scene, a musical tradition in the city for the past two decades. Since the recent opening of the Altoona Barnes and Noble, the first bookstore in the area, access to magazines and music from the outside world has helped slowly spread the bad news that hair metal is no longer a popular art form.