You know you're old if your walker has an airbag.

- Phyllis Diller

The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing at you.

- Phyllis Diller

Ali Wong is a stand-up comic and writer.

Stand-Up San Francisco interviews Al Madrigal about his sitcom on CBS.

Welcome to SF Standup : a guide to stand-up comedy in the San Francisco Bay Area

From the Site: The premiere comedy resource for the Rocky Mountains!

"You don't know what pressure is until you've played for five dollars a hole with only two in your pocket."

-Lee Trevino

"Never bet with anyone you meet on the first tee, who has a deep suntan, a one iron in his bag and squinty eyes."

-Dave Marr

From the Site: International performing artist Victoria Labalme blends 20 years of professional theater, comedy, film, and creative writing to create a remarkable alternative to the typical keynote speech.

A Memphis family on game night.

I Blame the 90’s is our newest shirt- the one shown here is the Ringer T:

How many passes does the white team make?

Late Friday security guard Leon Wellell began to tell his co-worker Randy Stiller about his days as a retail salesperson. Only minutes later his story got lost on a critical detail- the name of some Microsoft software.

The story started well enough: "I used to sell high end audio, you know, home entertainment and all that. Then computers came in big so I switched to that," Wellell began.

"Is everything alright?" Culver City resident Barry Kirko was asked seconds after being served his Banzai Bowl with Chicken and Black Beans. Kirko had yet to put a forkful of the delicious meal in his mouth. "Great!" he said, resting his hand on the table top.

Traditional clothier Brooks Brothers closed their Melrose Avenue location in Los Angeles this week. "Our goal was to expand our client base to a younger customer," said Charles Harris Witherington III, company spokesman.

"Real men play blades", said John Carling, Sr. as he hit balls at the Studio City Golf Range last week. "All these 'game improvement' clubs, hybrids, perimeter-weighting, cavity backs, all of 'em are crap. It's just the golf industry coming up with new ways to make money. And most people fall for it. Hook, line and sinker!"

To capitalize on it's popularity among high school and college students, Facebook has purchased the rights to the lives of all 15-22 year olds worldwide. The company will have full rights including dictating who they vote for and who gets access to jobs and other opportunities.

Knockin' Down Flags golf club company made history today with the introduction of the first double blade golf club- the Dual. "The idea is that, if you miss the ball with the first blade, the second blade will make contact- it's a first," crowed Director of Product Development Jimbo Kent as he demonstrated the product to retail buyers today at the World Golf Expo show in Dubai.